9 Reasons You Should Be Dumbfounded

I need to call Congress and ask them why they raised the debt ceiling to 12.4 Trillion dollars the other day.  What were they thinking?  12.4 Trillion will never get the U.S.A. out of debt before the whole world goes on the new Unified Monetary System they're already talking about.  Never!  Why you ask? 

Okay class, let's review this for the trillionth time..

1. You could give everyone on earth [EVERYONE] One Trillion  socks to wear every day for 300 years.
2. If you were to spend 1 Million dollars every day since Jesus was born until today you still wouldn't have reached One Trillion.
3. If you started a business when Jesus was born with a One Trillion dollar investment and you lost 1 Million every day of the year since then, you would still be in business 730 years from now.
4. One Trillion dollars can fund the military of every NATO country combined.
5. One Trillion dollars can pay the rent of every renter in the US for 3 years or the mortagages of every home owner for 14 months. (New York included)
6. One Trillion can repurchase all homes that foreclosed in 2007 and 2008!
7. The 15 Trillion dollar debt that will still be there in 2011 equals to a 1,000 mile high pile of $1,000 bills (if they made them)
8. Unfortunately, One Trillion is enough to pay for only 1/10th of the spending for the current bailout.
9. Sadly still, One Trillion is only enough to run the federal government for 103 days!  (3.5 months!!)

There is something fishy going on in Washington DC.  I think all the Big Wigs are making plans to escape this mess and leave us holding the fuming bag of sulfur products.  Yes, it does sound a bit like the movie 2012 but the catastrophe is greedy brains and not Mother Nature.  (she shows up later to scare us)

Pepto Abysmal please...